Funny poems about online dating

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She said Bill has been helping me remodel It's amazing the things he can do. He then turned to me and was frowning He askedwhat do you get from this?

Funny internet dating poems

I said I dance with your daughter each weekend If I'm lucky I might get a kiss I could see that he did not believe it And this was his most stern relpy He said son you may as well steal something Your already going to hell for that lie This actually happened. Show ALL Forums. Home login. Does anyone know of any funny poems? His poems there is looking for falling in person picture so wonderful and discussion forum.


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